Over many years I have collected IMs .. Way back on AOL I would constantly get unwanted IMs from idiots seeking cyber sex.So I would mess with their day. I saved the chat logs to show some friends...and they got passed on to others...and so on. But yes, the chat logs are all real. Check Back Often for New IMs! Who knows, maybe I'll sign on to AIM and make new ones : )
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Manic Digression
Once again, testimony that a guy will hang out if he thinks he has any shot. This guy had no idea what I was saying...hell, I don't even know what I was saying... but he hung in there!
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Scap1: hi there...feel like talking dirty???
Marebytes: you old dog
Scap1: young one actually :-)
Marebytes: it's all as Metaphysical as you let it be,,,after your passed the first onslaught of primal needs...it gets easier....
Scap1: huh??
Marebytes: really,,,i use to feel the way you do.... but, afterwhile,,,,it's second nature: as the herds stack up on the walls of post-pardum bliss...we can arrange them in no particular order....to fit our own needs....
Scap1: you're deep
Marebytes: i am
Scap1: i thought so...so i guess your answer is no...??
Marebytes: did I say no?
Scap1: =) then what was all that stuff????
Marebytes: I welcome your unencombered vote,,,as a sign of your own knowledge of self aggrandizement.... as is it
Marebytes: but within the shreds of newspapers....my own predetermination is to strive,,,,,for you see....I am
Scap1: uh-huh
Marebytes: and what of you?
Scap1: did you understand what i asked???
Marebytes: I do, kind sir
Scap1: and can you talk without confusing me?? :-) lol
Marebytes: and am most happy that you have acquainted your self with the legnthiest of all the demands of a daily schedule to reach this epitomy of down-trodden wrath....
Marebytes: by the way, I'm on fire.....
Scap1: what are you wearing?
Marebytes: the wrath of all that comes with just driving on,,,,day today,,,,,wondering which, and to where the next step of the journey take you....
Marebytes: only to be wracked by the impertitudes that hold back the truth,,,,a beast to be reckoned with,,,if not on his own,,,,then with the words of a hundred Lithuanians
Scap1: ok....and you are wearing...........?? =)
Marebytes: hip waders, an inner tube and a viking helmet
Scap1: what does it take to get you wet??? oh poetic one :-)
Marebytes: so,,,then it is up to each of us to ask,,,,to which end do I put the sword....to which end do I pluck from? and when does the bellring,,,and if i answer,,,,,,if only i answer....yes...i must answer.....
Marebytes: even if im in the shower...i must answer.....let me get the towel
Scap1: can you describe yourself??? :-)
Marebytes: yet what is one.....
Scap1: ever meet anybody off this thing for pleasure?? :-)
Marebytes: if one can only go on about the least of there own qualities andspeak nothing of the scouring of each conquest.......
Scap1: well?? :-)
Marebytes: but I am remiss,,,,and have not yet inquired as to the wellness of your monkey
Scap1: lol..i gotta go..i look for you next time i am on
Marebytes: be gone, but the fog admist your words frightens me.....
Scap1: i'm a sweet guy...bye :-)
Marebytes: and yet I am intrigue..... as to your wealth of you knowledge of crab.... a simple and interesting creature and yet.....each of them can be plucked.....
Scap1: OK OK..i'm too tired to talk all sophisticated..but i will write you later
Marebytes: as are we....
Marebytes: and boiled to a red scoulding fury....
Marebytes: a fury that each of us will see.....
Scap1: bye sweetheart :-)
Marebytes: in time....so go on kind sir....
Scap1: bye-bye
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2 comments:
OMFG, you are frickin hilarious...
hip waders, inner tube & viking helmet? I am dying laughing here. Thanks for the visual!
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