OnlineHost: *** You are in "Town Square -
Cableless Vagina". ***
OnlineHost: Pumpgasv6 has entered the
room.
Marebytes: hey
pump
Marebytes: welcome to my vagina
Marebytes: there's no cable
Ent8: hey pump
Marebytes:: just the basic 3,,and
pbs
Pumpgasv6: hi
Ent8: we only get 2,5,9,&
11
Pumpgasv6: what is this room?
Marebytes: its my vagina,,,sans cable
Ent8: rofl
Ent8: what else would
it be?
Pumpgasv6: my wife has the same prob, no calbe in
there either
Marebytes: i had them unhook it 2 weeks
ago
Pumpgasv6: lucky you
Marebytes: i
kept getting slight shocks...
Marebytes: and the box was so
uncomfortable...
Pumpgasv6: big
bills
Pumpgasv6: where did the coax cable hook
up........?
Ent8: u had to go and ask pump
Marebytes: to my
cervix
Pumpgasv6: boxes are never uncomfortable
Ent8:ohhhh
man
Marebytes: the remote didnt work
well...
Marebytes: and with our schedules,,we never
got around to watching HBO
Pumpgasv6: was this a private
room for you 2?
Marebytes: no pump...my vagina is open to the
public
Ent8:
shouldnt they all be?
Marebytes: if you can live without the
cable
Pumpgasv6: got a pic?
Marebytes: of my vagina,,or the cable
box
Pumpgasv6: either
Marebytes: hmmmmm
Marebytes: let me check
Marebytes: hey..look.. i do have a pic,,of the
guy from the cable company unhooking my service
Pumpgasv6:
lol
Ent8:rofl....please send
Marebytes: he took the lines outside and hosed
them down before he put them in the truck
Ent8:spoil sport
Pumpgasv6: ok,
explain it to me like im 4, what is this room about?
Ent8:is that after he
ran them over his tongue?
OnlineHost: AGdHrtdGuy has entered
the room.
Marebytes: hey AGd !!!!
Marebytes: welcome to my cableless
vagina
Marebytes: shit ! they made the room
private
Ent8:I know
Ent8: hey AG
Marebytes: damn !
Ent8: sucks
Marebytes: those bastards
!!
AGdHrtdGuy: and thank god. Cableless vagina
SHOULD be private
Marebytes: and yet, you decided to enter
Ent68: just like the cable company
Marebytes: i was thinking Ent...
Marebytes:maybe for Xmas....
Ent8: yes?
Marebytes: i could have my vagina equipped
with a sattelite dish
Ent8: one of those nice 18" jobs?
Marebytes: exactly !
Ent8: sweet
Marebytes: we could get the fights and
all
Ent8: hhmmm, yes...and dont forget the
sunday NFL package
Marebytes: oh,,god,,that would be great,, NFL
coverage,,right in the privacy of my own vagina
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1 comment:
Hahaha! Finally got around to reading these, nice work. Needs moar cable :(
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