Shaved??

Wouldn't you have given up after the first sentence?
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Wildeve500: are you shaved?
Marebytes: i shave my back
Wildeve500: whats your favorite position?
Marebytes: face down in a bowl of pudding
Wildeve500: Sorry to bother you!!
Wildeve500: I didn't mean to be rude, I'm sorry!
Marebytes: yes, you did
Marebytes: and perhaps one day i'll get over it
Marebytes: but not now
Marebytes:: not this soon
Wildeve500: Well I apolagize for what its worth
Marebytes:that and 75 cents will get me a cup of coffee