Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Hurling ~ Monkeys ~ and the such....

If someone tells you right off that they've been hit by a bus .. and you still chose to send them a pic... well then, that's on you...


DMarti5332:hi there
DMarti5332:you there?
DMarti5332: where are you?
Marebytes: i was hit by a bus
Marebytes: im sure the monkeys are behind it some how
DMarti5332: that's terrible! did you survive?
Marebytes: my spleen fell out
DMarti5332: sounds awfully messy
Marebytes: twas
DMarti5332: are you all back together?
Marebytes: the monkeys laughed - the bastards !
DMarti5332: well I didn't
Marebytes: sure sure sure
Marebytes: thats what the all say,,,but soon,,the monkeys will get to you !!!
DMarti5332: nah.....i don't generally rejoice at other's discomfort. are you ok?
Marebytes: yes but i still cant go to the primate house
Marebytes: its too painful for me
Marebytes: THOSE BASTARDS!!!!!!
DMarti5332: where WOULD you like to go?
Marebytes: hmmmm....anywhere,,just to be free from them
DMarti5332: ok. where aren't they?
Marebytes: thats just it.... i think im free
Marebytes: and they find me... theyre devious bastards
DMarti5332: don't stop trying..never stop trying
Marebytes: its just wont end
DMarti5332: possibly, but we can't give up
Marebytes: i have
Marebytes: i must live with them
DMarti5332: why?
Marebytes: theyre wicked
Marebytes: and evil,,just like the clowns
DMarti5332: oh. clowns
Marebytes: yes,,,,effin clowns
DMarti5332: that could be trouble
Marebytes: nothing but trouble,,i swear,,theyre in this together
DMarti5332: it's entirely likely
DMarti5332:i just sent you mail
DMarti5332: did you get my picture?
Marebytes: yes and i must say...i laughed, i cried, i brought up my dinner
DMarti5332: i had no idea i would have so profound an effect on you
Marebytes: yes,,much like the first time when i was 14 and saw "The Exorcist"
DMarti5332: i suppose i owe you an appology, then
Marebytes: its just that,,well,,the idea,,,thats it was so real......
DMarti5332: is real a problem ?
Marebytes: well,did ya see the movie??
DMarti5332: yes
Marebytes: didnt it scare you....
DMarti5332: no. i was older when i saw it. it startled me. a bit
Marebytes: the reason it scared me ...was...something so terrifying was possibly out there in the world, somewhere
Marebytes: and that's just how i felt when i downloaded that file
DMarti5332: am i that terrifying?
Marebytes: TERRFYING?
DMarti5332: well, i am out here, in the world. and not very far away
Marebytes: oh,,god,,that reminds me,,i gotta let the cats in......
DMarti5332: don''t call me "oh god"
Marebytes: so..let me guess... you had a dog as a child
DMarti5332: no, actually. i didn't
Marebytes: that was probably best
DMarti5332: do you think so?
Marebytes: for everyone involved
DMarti5332: why?
Marebytes: hey..look at it from the dogs point of view for a minute
Marebytes: stop being so god damn one sided