One of my favorite type of idiots is the guy that realizes he's not gonna get anywhere...and then makes threats towards you or your computer...This guy was on Yahoo Messenger..look him up sometime and send him my love..oh, and to grandmom too!
single_s_j_guy: hey up for some kinky fun, what are you doing?
Marebytes: i am just at home....
Marebytes: doing stuff to my dog, with a fork
single_s_j_guy: lol
Marebytes: that I heated up
single_s_j_guy: ??
Marebytes:: and you?
single_s_j_guy: where in s.jeresy?
Marebytes: marlton
single_s_j_guy: close
single_s_j_guy: im in maple shade
Marebytes:: over here contemplating whether to go out to the pool tonight....
Marebytes: and rape the seals
single_s_j_guy: lol
Marebytes: its been a long day
Marebytes: dont know if i have it in me
single_s_j_guy: ur a trip
Marebytes: your grandpop use to say that
single_s_j_guy: lol
Marebytes: how is he
single_s_j_guy: dead
Marebytes: wow,, i didnt even know he was sick
single_s_j_guy: lol
Marebytes: well, its gotta be easier to do the skull fucking now...
Marebytes:thats one good part of being dead
Marebytes: i sure do miss grandpa
Marebytes: he could skull fuck with the best of em
single_s_j_guy: do u enjoy using ur computer?
Marebytes: of course, as he got older... he got slower at digging up grandma....
Marebytes:single_s_j_guy: i am about to shut ur computer down
Marebytes: that man made me happy to have a glass eye....
Marebytes: no one ever did that before....
Marebytes: nor will again.....
Marebytes: poor grandma
single_s_j_guy: sorry i warned u
Marebytes:: i bet she misses it too
Marebytes:wonder if anyone digs her up
Marebytes: you ever give it a shot?
Marebytes: grandpa always said she had the tightest eye sockets he ever saw
Marebytes: mine just dont come close....
Marebytes: but grandpa and I had fun while it lasted....
Marebytes:: yup..me..grandpa...
Marebytes: and the shovel of course....
Marebytes: hey..it seems my computer is still working fine
Marebytes:: wonder why that is....
Marebytes: i was sure someone was going to shut it down....
Marebytes: hmmmmm...who was that now....
Marebytes: i forget
Marebytes:: oh right.... it was the grandson of skull fuck
Marebytes: here i am
Marebytes: computer still working
Marebytes: just fine…everything hunky dorey
Marebytes: but i must say...
Marebytes: i do appreciate the warning....
Marebytes:: very thoughtful of you...
single_s_j_guy: bitch
Marebytes:: yup
Marebytes: to give me a warning in advance, of NOT shutting down my computer.....
Marebytes:: i will always remember your kindness
Marebytes: and will send your regards....
Marebytes: next time I dig up your grandmom
Marebytes: i think I love you
single_s_j_guy: hey up for some kinky fun, what are you doing?
Marebytes: i am just at home....
Marebytes: doing stuff to my dog, with a fork
single_s_j_guy: lol
Marebytes: that I heated up
single_s_j_guy: ??
Marebytes:: and you?
single_s_j_guy: where in s.jeresy?
Marebytes: marlton
single_s_j_guy: close
single_s_j_guy: im in maple shade
Marebytes:: over here contemplating whether to go out to the pool tonight....
Marebytes: and rape the seals
single_s_j_guy: lol
Marebytes: its been a long day
Marebytes: dont know if i have it in me
single_s_j_guy: ur a trip
Marebytes: your grandpop use to say that
single_s_j_guy: lol
Marebytes: how is he
single_s_j_guy: dead
Marebytes: wow,, i didnt even know he was sick
single_s_j_guy: lol
Marebytes: well, its gotta be easier to do the skull fucking now...
Marebytes:thats one good part of being dead
Marebytes: i sure do miss grandpa
Marebytes: he could skull fuck with the best of em
single_s_j_guy: do u enjoy using ur computer?
Marebytes: of course, as he got older... he got slower at digging up grandma....
Marebytes:single_s_j_guy: i am about to shut ur computer down
Marebytes: that man made me happy to have a glass eye....
Marebytes: no one ever did that before....
Marebytes: nor will again.....
Marebytes: poor grandma
single_s_j_guy: sorry i warned u
Marebytes:: i bet she misses it too
Marebytes:wonder if anyone digs her up
Marebytes: you ever give it a shot?
Marebytes: grandpa always said she had the tightest eye sockets he ever saw
Marebytes: mine just dont come close....
Marebytes: but grandpa and I had fun while it lasted....
Marebytes:: yup..me..grandpa...Marebytes: and the shovel of course....
Marebytes: hey..it seems my computer is still working fine
Marebytes:: wonder why that is....
Marebytes: i was sure someone was going to shut it down....
Marebytes: hmmmmm...who was that now....
Marebytes: i forget
Marebytes:: oh right.... it was the grandson of skull fuck
Marebytes: here i am
Marebytes: computer still working
Marebytes: just fine…everything hunky dorey
Marebytes: but i must say...
Marebytes: i do appreciate the warning....
Marebytes:: very thoughtful of you...
single_s_j_guy: bitch
Marebytes:: yup
Marebytes: to give me a warning in advance, of NOT shutting down my computer.....
Marebytes:: i will always remember your kindness
Marebytes: and will send your regards....
Marebytes: next time I dig up your grandmom
Marebytes: i think I love you
2 comments:
Love it.
Not enough to take PART.
But enough to point and laugh from the cold bitter safety of my computer.
I truly needed some good laughs today. You're awesomely hilarious. Thank you for posting this. Going to keep reading now.
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