Sunday, November 13, 2011

Manic Digression


Once again, testimony that a guy will hang out if he thinks he has any shot. This guy had no idea what I was saying...hell, I don't even know what I was saying... but he hung in there!
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Scap1: hi there...feel like talking dirty???
Marebytes:  you old dog
Scap1: young one actually :-)
Marebytes: it's all as Metaphysical as you let it be,,,after your passed the first onslaught of primal needs...it gets easier....
Scap1: huh??
Marebytes: really,,,i use to feel the way you do.... but, afterwhile,,,,it's second nature: as the herds stack up on the walls of post-pardum bliss...we can arrange them in no particular order....to fit our own needs....
Scap1: you're deep
Marebytes: i am
Scap1: i thought so...so i guess your answer is no...??
Marebytes: did I say no?
Scap1: =) then what was all that stuff????
Marebytes: I welcome your unencombered vote,,,as a sign of your own knowledge of self aggrandizement.... as is it
Marebytes: but within the shreds of newspapers....my own predetermination is to strive,,,,,for you see....I am
Scap1: uh-huh
Marebytes: and what of you?
Scap1: did you understand what i asked???
Marebytes: I do, kind sir
Scap1: and can you talk without confusing me?? :-) lol
Marebytes: and am most happy that you have acquainted your self with the legnthiest of all the demands of a daily schedule to reach this epitomy of down-trodden wrath....
Marebytes: by the way, I'm on fire.....
Scap1: what are you wearing?
Marebytes: the wrath of all that comes with just driving on,,,,day today,,,,,wondering which, and to where the next step of the journey take you....
Marebytes: only to be wracked by the impertitudes that hold back the truth,,,,a beast to be reckoned with,,,if not on his own,,,,then with the words of a hundred Lithuanians
Scap1: ok....and you are wearing...........?? =)
Marebytes: hip waders, an inner tube and a viking helmet
Scap1: what does it take to get you wet??? oh poetic one :-)
Marebytes: so,,,then it is up to each of us to ask,,,,to which end do I put the sword....to which end do I pluck from? and when does the bellring,,,and if i answer,,,,,,if only i answer....yes...i must answer.....
Marebytes: even if im in the shower...i must answer.....let me get the towel
Scap1: can you describe yourself??? :-)
Marebytes: yet what is one.....
Scap1: ever meet anybody off this thing for pleasure?? :-)
Marebytes: if one can only go on about the least of there own qualities andspeak nothing of the scouring of each conquest.......
Scap1: well?? :-)
Marebytes: but I am remiss,,,,and have not yet inquired as to the wellness of your monkey
Scap1: lol..i gotta go..i look for you next time i am on
Marebytes: be gone, but the fog admist your words frightens me.....
Scap1: i'm a sweet guy...bye :-)
Marebytes: and yet I am intrigue..... as to your wealth of you knowledge of crab.... a simple and interesting creature and yet.....each of them can be plucked.....
Scap1: OK OK..i'm too tired to talk all sophisticated..but i will write you later
Marebytes: as are we....
Marebytes: and boiled to a red scoulding fury....
Marebytes: a fury that each of us will see.....
Scap1: bye sweetheart :-)
Marebytes: in time....so go on kind sir....
Scap1: bye-bye

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMFG, you are frickin hilarious...

Anonymous said...

hip waders, inner tube & viking helmet? I am dying laughing here. Thanks for the visual!