Recipe for Disaster =

Jelly + Saran Wrap + Crayons + 9 Volt Battery

(especially if you don't have a urethra)
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This guy was one of my all time favorites... dumb as a brick.... but willing


QuEtY45328: hey there, want to cyber w\ a 22 M
Marebytes: do you like kinky stuff???

Marebytes: are you into rubber and adhesives??

QuEtY45328:yess
Marebytes: what kinda rubber tricks have you done??
QuEtY45328: none really ..but luv sexxx
QuEtY45328: you ?
Marebytes: wait,,i thought you said you were into it?
QuEtY45328: well I am but never tryed
Marebytes: you're an amateur aren’t you???
QuEtY45328: well iam hardd
Marebytes: what did you have in minde??
QuEtY45328: tell me a trick i do it
Marebytes: seems as though you find spelling hard also
Marebytes: ok,, have any jelly in the house?
QuEtY45328: yes
Marebytes: what about saran wrap?
QuEtY45328: saran wrap??
Marebytes: yes,,plastic wrap..
QuEtY45328: yes
Marebytes: ok,,what about a 9 volt battery??
QuEtY45328: yes
Marebytes: crayons???
QuEtY45328: yes
QuEtY45328: iam hardd
Marebytes: ok,,, you get the jelly,,the crayons, the plastic wrap..and the battery,,and i'll tell ya what you need to do...
Marebytes: and you'll need matches or a lighter too...
QuEtY45328: what about my C***
Marebytes: im getting to that,,,,
QuEtY45328: ok holdd (long pause)
Marebytes: got it all????
QuEtY45328: yes

Marebytes: ya sure????
QuEtY45328: yes
Marebytes: how many crayons???
QuEtY45328: 3
Marebytes: ok,,,first thing ya wanna do,,it dip you penis in the jelly jar,,,
Marebytes: get a light coating,,,hope it's grape....
QuEtY45328: should i stroke it 1st
Marebytes: No. it'll be cold at first,,,but it'll warm up...
Marebytes: nope,,just coat it..
QuEtY45328: ok i am typing w\ one hand
Marebytes: done that?????
QuEtY45328: yes it feels good
Marebytes: ok,,now wrap the saran wrap around your penis...
QuEtY45328: ok doing it..wait....now what
Marebytes: like 1 or 2 wraps,,not too thick...
Marebytes: be careful of that little metal teeth cutter on the edge of the box,,that thing can only spell trouble
QuEtY45328: ok
QuEtY45328: done
Marebytes: ok,,,did you get the matches???
QuEtY45328: lighter
Marebytes: ok,,,good,,,,
Marebytes: now,,,hold one of the crayons over top of your plactic covered penis,,, and take the lighter to it...
QuEtY45328: it going to melt
Marebytes: letting the molten wax drip onto the plastic...
Marebytes: EXACTLY !!!!!!
QuEtY45328: ok
QuEtY45328: it hot
Marebytes: thats ok,,the plastic wrap will protect you....
Marebytes: as will the jelly...
QuEtY45328: ok
QuEtY45328: it feels good
QuEtY45328: when will i stroke it
Marebytes: you have to melt alot of wax to get the full effect...
Marebytes: you want to cover as much area as possible with the wax...
QuEtY45328: thats one crayon
QuEtY45328: that enough now
Marebytes: you did a whole crayon already???
QuEtY45328: half of it Marebytes: you want at least 2
QuEtY45328: ok now what
Marebytes: you want to kinda make a mold around yourself... (long pause)
Marebytes: melt more!!!
QuEtY45328: ok...hold on
Marebytes: more ! more ! more !
QuEtY45328: ok hold
Marebytes: the more wax the better...
Marebytes: tell me.... what color crayon is it...
QuEtY45328: green
Marebytes: mmmmmm green is nice...
Marebytes: thats so hot !
QuEtY45328: iam hott
QuEtY45328: now
Marebytes: what other colors do you have
QuEtY45328: what
QuEtY45328: red
Marebytes: and what else...?
QuEtY45328: blue
Marebytes: ahhhh,,, a primary man,,, very nice...
QuEtY45328: now what
Marebytes: after you get the hang of this,,you'll want to move on the fluorescents..
Marebytes: ok,,,now,,for the battery,,,got the 9 volt handy>???
QuEtY45328: yes
Marebytes: did you leave a small opening in the end of the plastic wrap??
QuEtY45328: on my cock .. yes so i can cum
Marebytes: you wanna try to shove the prongs of the 9 volt, into the end of your urethra.....

QuEtY45328: urethra ?
QuEtY45328: im a M
QuEtY45328: male
Marebytes: yeah,,so,,you have a pee hole dont you???

Marebytes: when you pee,,,where does it come out???
QuEtY45328: oh, yes
QuEtY45328: the hole-my dick
QuEtY45328: all the way in ??
Marebytes: no,,just the connector end...
QuEtY45328: ok
Marebytes: til you feel a slight charge,,,
QuEtY45328: ohhh
Marebytes: the jelly should act as a conductor...
Marebytes: if not,,,add more jelly...
Marebytes: add more til you feel the charge
QuEtY45328: ok
QuEtY45328: now
Marebytes: when you get more experienced,,you may want to add a 2nd battery to the mix...
Marebytes: one for your urethra,,and the other for your ass...
Marebytes: i once took a car battery in the ass...
Marebytes: talk about your charges...
QuEtY45328: ohhh
Marebytes: how is it????
QuEtY45328: good
Marebytes: i bet....
Marebytes: god, that was so good for me...
Marebytes: how about you???
QuEtY45328: are you going to cyber w\ me
Marebytes: i just did !!!
Marebytes: damn.... !!!
QuEtY45328: make me cumm
Marebytes: if jelly , saran wrap and a 9 volt battery didn’t do it for you,, I’m afraid I’ve lost my touch dear..